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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Because apparently my rage is amusing.</description><title>Rage and Fury</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @becausemyrageisamusing)</generator><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>tastyboots:

motoroladroid:

what if there was a popular tv show that had a gay character whose...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tastyboots.tumblr.com/post/21960107273/motoroladroid-what-if-there-was-a-popular-tv"&gt;tastyboots&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://motoroladroid.tumblr.com/post/21663658362/what-if-there-was-a-popular-tv-show-that-had-a-gay"&gt;motoroladroid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;what if there was a popular tv show that had a gay character whose entire personality and plot wasn’t based on the fact that they’re gay&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36a9zgk3y1qazyxl.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/50044942491</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/50044942491</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:05:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Seriously had enough of all this petty shit. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Seriously sick of you bitching about how difficult your life is.  Let&amp;#8217;s talk about hard.  Homework is not hard.  Breakups are not hard.  Losing your car because your parents need it for the weekend is not hard.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I watched my entire life and my dog burn in a pit last year. Six months later I watched my best friend suffer through the loss of her mom.  Right now the love of my life is in the hospital with a head injury after &lt;em&gt;falling off a cliff &lt;/em&gt;and I&amp;#8217;m hundreds of miles away.  At the same time I&amp;#8217;m supposed to be dealing with finals through a flu and about a dozen other deadlines. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But please, tell me more about how you are so frustrated that your parents can&amp;#8217;t decide what kind of dog to adopt. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tell me more about how moving on after your baby daddy broke up with you is &amp;#8220;the hardest thing in life&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tell me more about how stressed you are since &lt;em&gt;you put off&lt;/em&gt; memorizing scripts for your fucking high school theatre class like THATS going to matter in two years. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tell me more about how pissed you are that someone can&amp;#8217;t be at your graduation party because they&amp;#8217;re too busy IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and fuck off while you&amp;#8217;re at it. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/49894278323</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/49894278323</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 19:28:23 -0500</pubDate><category>sorry had to get that off my chest</category><category>please don't kill me</category></item><item><title>dad: I don't see the point in suicide &#13;</title><description>dad: I don't see the point in suicide &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me:&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
dad: if people are pissing you off kill them instead.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
dad: if you're sad just kill other people&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
dad: no point in killing yourself. That's no fun. </description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/49142374810</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/49142374810</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:16:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8ff8f39e4d26ea412df6c9f9bd67183/tumblr_mlj32kCYUV1qbjt25o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://makemestfu.net/post/48396693917/so-relatable-blog"&gt;makemestfu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.makemestfu.net/"&gt;So relatable blog :)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/48418674493</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/48418674493</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:45:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>metal-guru:

fr3aksh0ww:

mpregbert:

magikarpschoiceass:

mpregbert:

im so tired i could eat a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metal-guru.tumblr.com/post/28260235634/fr3aksh0ww-mpregbert-magikarpschoiceass"&gt;metal-guru&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fr3aksh0ww.tumblr.com/post/28195025969/mpregbert-magikarpschoiceass-mpregbert-im"&gt;fr3aksh0ww&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mpregbert.tumblr.com/post/28117190460"&gt;mpregbert&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://magikarpschoiceass.tumblr.com/post/28117157658/mpregbert-im-so-tired-i-could-eat-a-horse-i"&gt;magikarpschoiceass&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mpregbert.tumblr.com/post/28117138280"&gt;mpregbert&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;im so tired i could eat a horse&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i identify as a horse and this offends me&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i identify as offends and this horses me&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I offend horses, identify me.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/48322507173</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/48322507173</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:29:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Can I get a teacher who actually cares about my education? Please? No? How about an administrator...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Can I get a teacher who actually cares about my education? Please? No? How about an administrator then? What? Out of those too? Fuck. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/48125947184</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/48125947184</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:06:00 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>rage</category><category>fury</category><category>administration</category><category>college</category><category>I am paying a quarter million dollars for no one to give a shit</category></item><item><title>imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvzkzm7PR1raw1oio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imjohnlocked.tumblr.com/post/35341567761"&gt;imjohnlocked&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://playfulconversation.tumblr.com/post/35168859394/this-is-literally-the-greatest-post-on-tumblr"&gt;playfulconversation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;this is literally the greatest post on tumblr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this post was sent from heaven&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/47653738016</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/47653738016</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 18:03:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/083a395c1e90dfd7311430f572aa3bde/tumblr_mknll5bx7o1rrbasqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/46980005659</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/46980005659</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:34:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s called “imagination” 
It causes such...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h1qjlcAb1ql2603o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h1qjlcAb1ql2603o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s called “imagination” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It causes such hallucinations, and used to be endemic in almost all children. Fortunately, changes in parenting behavior combined with heavy use of electronics are starting to eradicate this horrible disease.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If your children are suffering from imagination, consult your nearest electronics store. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/46936928096</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/46936928096</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 09:24:51 -0500</pubDate><category>imagination awareness month</category><category>humor</category><category>sarcasm</category><category>parenting</category><category>imagination</category></item><item><title>did-you-kno:

Source
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b2b44ed289df2d94d274245b8e2c2b0/tumblr_mkhloxLrRW1qkvbwso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/46696126448/source"&gt;did-you-kno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.universetoday.com/14455/the-human-brain-in-space-euphoria-and-the-overview-effect-experienced-by-astronauts/"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/46697317747</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/46697317747</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 15:29:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My professor makes me want to kill things&amp;#8230; mostly him -.- </title><description>&lt;p&gt;My professor makes me want to kill things&amp;#8230; mostly him -.- &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/45735434859</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/45735434859</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:34:53 -0500</pubDate><category>I swear to god if this man was drowning I'd throw him a brick</category></item><item><title>pleatedjeans:

via
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/142d0933d3c6c273aa1a77e5dfc90d7c/tumblr_miwlir6MpD1qzcv7no1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/44175937979/via"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://themetapicture.com/epic-rejection-letter/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44524987228</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44524987228</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:54:34 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Something to add to the list of fanbases I hate: </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ex, Dr. Who, One Direction (not to suggest that they are anything alike, only that their fandoms are equally annoying to outsiders.) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Walking Dead and &amp;#8220;Daryl Dixon&amp;#8221; fans. Especially those who call themselves &amp;#8220;true&amp;#8221; Daryl Dixon fans. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No. You want to know what &amp;#8220;true&amp;#8221; Daryl Dixon fans are called? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Murphey MacManus fans. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or better yet, NORMAN REEDUS fans. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;/endrant. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44204328560</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44204328560</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 00:30:26 -0600</pubDate><category>omg im such a hipster shoot me x.x</category><category>daryl dixon</category><category>walking dead</category><category>rage</category><category>fury</category><category>bring the hate</category><category>murphey macmanus</category><category>boondock saints</category><category>boondock saints motherfucker</category><category>norman reedus</category></item><item><title>Sunset and me: -about to watch an episode online-&#13;</title><description>Sunset and me: -about to watch an episode online-&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Sunset: Oh no wait! The Oscars were on, so it didn't show. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: SERIOUSLY? I'm so fucking sick of this shit. Things like the Super Bowl and the Oscars piss me off so much.  They assume everyone in the world is watching them and they think that gives them the right to hog all the channels and ruin the weekend for those of us who don't give a shit. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kido: -starts slow clapping in the background- </description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44185201661</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44185201661</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 19:59:35 -0600</pubDate><category>oscars</category><category>super bowl</category><category>tv</category><category>bullshit</category><category>rage</category><category>fury</category></item><item><title>ladolce-farniente:

thank you
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zj739jwK1qbmslxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladolce-farniente.tumblr.com/post/20569626607/thank-you"&gt;ladolce-farniente&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;thank you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44126538562</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44126538562</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 00:30:33 -0600</pubDate><category>rage</category><category>fury</category><category>friendzone</category><category>bullshit</category><category>sex</category><category>friendship</category><category>that guy</category><category>that girl</category><category>it works the same way</category></item><item><title>I kept getting sideye comments when I set this as my new...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rjrdt3mM1qet0epo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I kept getting sideye comments when I set this as my new computer background when my house burnt down. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;People would say things like “YOU put that as your background?” “Why would you do that to yourself?” “Isn’t that a bit too ironic?” or the loaded “uhhh….” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They did the same thing to my friend when her mom died.  She put her favorite picture of her mom as her phone background.  People would see it and say “Wow.  That’s sad.” “That’s depressing” or again, “why would you do that to yourself?” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s none of your fucking business how I decide to grieve.  You don’t understand what my brain is doing right now. Hell, I don’t either.  If you did, then you’d just let it go because you’d understand that we have to sift through this shit in our own way.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I decided to use a picture of my actual house while it was burning to the ground, you know what you should say? Nothing. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because I don’t need your fucking opinion. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44048525006</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44048525006</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 00:30:22 -0600</pubDate><category>rage</category><category>fury</category><category>house fire</category><category>grief</category><category>grieving</category><category>none of your business</category><category>personal</category><category>fire</category><category>loss</category></item><item><title>"We're sorry, even though we were totally floored by your application/interview, we cannot offer you a position at this time because this was just a popularity contest and you never stood a chance." </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thanks. You just wrote the story of my life. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Again. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This shit burns me so much because there&amp;#8217;s nothing I can work toward. Nothing I did wrong.  There is NO-THING I could have done differently to impress these people. &amp;#8220;There was a large pool of applicants&amp;#8221; is no longer a sufficient response.  In fact, you&amp;#8217;re practically encouraging me to go postal. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh? There were too many applicants even though I was fantastic? Well then the only thing I can do is thin the field, right? -insert massacre- &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44041105118</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/44041105118</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:26:00 -0600</pubDate><category>job</category><category>jobs</category><category>fail</category><category>fuck you</category><category>humor</category><category>dark humor</category><category>overachiever problems</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58740768995f08cb5051d9bb143cfe0f/tumblr_mir0dtbglk1rrbasqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/43935325547</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/43935325547</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 17:39:29 -0600</pubDate><category>yes</category><category>this</category><category>life</category><category>real life</category><category>kickass</category><category>bitch</category></item><item><title>Why the hell does my teacher think it&amp;#8217;s necessary for us to print our work AND create a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Why the hell does my teacher think it&amp;#8217;s necessary for us to print our work AND create a powerpoint presentation of it AND give it to him later ON A FUCKING CD? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/43350192921</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/43350192921</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 17:12:47 -0600</pubDate><category>rage</category><category>fury</category><category>join the fucking 21st century</category><category>stop trying to steal our designs</category><category>and burn in a hole while you're at it</category></item><item><title>Ok really? Back in high school when my facebook posts were annoying and whiny as shit no one said...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ok really? Back in high school when my facebook posts were annoying and whiny as shit no one said anything.  But now that I&amp;#8217;m an &amp;#8220;adult&amp;#8221; with actual problems and decide to emote about my hell schedule people are giving me shit? The fuck? Why didn&amp;#8217;t you tell me I was being stupid back when I was crying about boys?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/43293093972</link><guid>http://becausemyrageisamusing.tumblr.com/post/43293093972</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 00:29:12 -0600</pubDate><category>facebook</category><category>logic</category><category>fail</category><category>the fuck</category><category>life</category><category>real life</category><category>high school</category></item></channel></rss>
