did you ever get so pissed off you evolved
NOW YA FUCKED UP
We’re manly men. We fight in wars, we play sports, we drive noisy cars. We’re tough.
We’re terrified of body hair on women though.
And menstrual blood.
and womens farts
and being perceived as feminine in any way.
and gay men.
and women capable of fighting back.
For the first four weeks of class I completed my weekly essays in an honest and critical tone that outlined the flaws in the teacher’s habit of academically whining about globalism without offering a study of solutions. I received poor marks and passive aggressive remarks from the teacher.
So I gave up on expressing my own opinions and started writing bullshit essays full of what the teacher wanted to hear. Now I get great marks and gushing positive comments.
This is what’s wrong with our education system.
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
the disclaimer though
reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…
HIstory will look back on the 2010’s as the Age of Hypersensitivity and laugh.
- parents: you need to go out more
- parents: you need to exercise more
- parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
- parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
- parents: why are you getting angry
Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.
interesting how more of those are men.
7 men and 5 women
come the fuck on
that’s not really that much of a difference
Plus, for the Shrek one, you can kind of also count Fiona.
Hell, Fiona’s character development is that she gets fat.