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gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

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noizs-nipples:

adriofthedead:

kumagawa:

in the tumblr tagging system, unsourced artwork is considered especially heinous. on this blogging platform, the users who source these felonies are part of an elite task force called the source your fucking artwork unit. these are their stories.

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Chat 25 Aug 299,445 notes How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
  •  *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee: 
  • Man: 
  • Employee: 
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.
Photo 25 Aug 31,932 notes

(Source: mynamekyle)

Text 25 Aug 68,811 notes

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

Text 19 Aug

Do not congratulate yourself for being clever enough to find loopholes if you are not smart enough to understand why you shouldn’t exploit them

Text 19 Aug 158,241 notes

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

via .
Text 11 Aug 150,945 notes

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

via ~Naruto~.
Quote 9 Aug 49,412 notes
MY FOOD IS CRUELTY FREE
— people who eat crops picked by under payed, overworked, exploited and abused poor migrant workers (via bertoltbrechtfast)
Photo 31 Jul 93,304 notes deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child


Have you never seen a raccoon before?? They are all fucking huge and disgusting vermin.

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

Have you never seen a raccoon before?? They are all fucking huge and disgusting vermin.

(Source: itskylestyle)


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